Gennaio 2012
2 post
Dicembre 2011
4 post
Novembre 2011
3 post
Ottobre 2011
8 post
Quanto pesa Internet?
Di recente è stato calcolato il peso di Internet, dell’intera rete (Email, Chat, Video, Immagini, Forum…tutto), perché internet ha un peso. Le informazioni girano su un sistema binario di particelle cariche (1) e neutre (0). Queste particelle hanno ovviamente una massa.
È stato stimato che internet pesa all’incirca 5,66990463 Microgrammi. Il tutto equivale più o meno al peso...
“L’italiano è una delle poche lingue dove è esprimibile una differenza tra...”
– Il Nulla, Yahoo!
Nonciclopedia Inglese sull'Italia:
It seems that wars beetwen mafia and government ended in 1994. The mafia won and now rules with his leader don Sivvio Bellusconi (sicilian spelling)
Settembre 2011
7 post
Cappello Definitivo :D →
Già ordinato :D
5 massimo
An Atheist Professor of Philosophy was speaking to...
Professor: You are a Christian, aren’t you, son?
Student: Yes, sir.
Professor: So, you believe in God?
Student: Absolutely, sir.
Professor: Is God good?
Student: Sure.
Professor: My brother died of cancer, even though he prayed to God to heal him. Most of us would attempt to help others who are ill. But God didn’t. How is God good, then? Hmm?
(Student was silent)
Professor: You can’t answer, can you? Let’s start again, young fella. Is God good?
Student: Yes.
Professor: Is Satan good?
Student: No.
Professor: Where does Satan come from?
Student: From.. God.
Professor: That’s right. Tell me son, is there evil in this world?
Student: Yes.
Professor: Evil is everywhere, isn’t it? And God did make everything. Correct?
Student: Yes.
Professor: So who created evil?
(Student didn’t answer)
Professor: Is there sickness? Immortality? Hatred? Ugliness? All these terrible things exist in the world, don’t they?
Student: Yes, sir.
Professor: So, who created them?
(Student had no answer)
Professor: Science says you have 5 senses you use to identify and observe the world around you. Tell me, son.. have you ever seen God?
Student: No, sir.
Professor: Tell us if you have ever heard your God.
Student: No, sir.
Professor: Have you ever felt your God, tasted your God, smelt your God? Have you ever had any sensory perception of God, for that matter?
Student: No, sir. I’m afraid I haven’t.
Professor: Yet you still believe in Him?
Student: Yes.
Professor: According to empirical, testable, demonstrable protocol, Science says your God doesn’t exist. What do you say to that, son?
Student: Nothing. I only have my Faith.
Professor: Yes, Faith. And that is the problem Science has.
Student: Professor, is there such a thing as Heat?
Professor: Yes.
Student: And is there such a thing as Cold?
Professor: Yes.
Student: No, sir, there isn’t.
(The Lecture Theatre became very quiet with this turn of events)
Student: Sir, you can have lots of heat, even more heat, superheat, mega heat, white heat, a little heat or no heat. But we don’t have anything called cold. We can hit 458 Degrees below Zero which is no heat, but we can’t go any further after that. There is no such thing as cold. Cold is only a word we use to describe the absence of Heat. We cannot measure cold. Heat is energy. Cold is not the opposite of heat, sir, just the absence of it.
(There was a pon-drop silence in the Lecture Theatre)
Student: What about darkness, Professor? Is there such a thing as darkness?
Professor: Yes. What is night if there isn’t darkness?
Student: You’re wrong again, sir. Darkness is the absence of something. You can have Low Light, Normal Light, Bright Light, Flashing Light… But if you have No Light constantly, you have nothing and it’s called Darkness, isn’t it? In reality, darkness isn’t. If it is, You would be able to make darkness darker, wouldn’t you?
Professor: So what is the point you are making, young man?
Student: Sir, my point is, your Philosophical Premise is flawed.
Professor: Flawed? Can you explain how?
Student: Sir, you are working on the Premise of Duality. You argue there is Life and then there is Death, a good God and a bad God. You are viewing the concept of God as something finite, something we can measure. Sir, Science can’t even explain a thought. It uses electricity and magnetism, but has never seen, much less fully understood either one. To view death as the opposite of life is to be ignorant of the fact that death cannot exist as a substantive thing. Death is not the opposite of life, just the absence of it. Now tell me, Professor, do you teach your students that they evolved from a monkey?
Professor: If you are referring to the Natural Evolutionary Process, yes of course, I do.
Student: Have you ever observed Evolution with your own eyes, sir?
(The professor shook his head with a smile, beginning to realize where the argument was going)
Student: Since no one has ever observed the Process of Evolution at work and cannot even prove that this process is an on-going endeavor, are you not teaching your opinion, sir? Are you not a Scientist but a Preacher?
(The class was in uproar)
Student: Is there anyone in the class who has ever seen the Professor’s brain?
(The class broke out into laughter)
Student: Is there anyone here who has ever heard the Professor’s brain, felt it, touched or smelt it? .. No one appears to have done so. So, according to the established Rules of Empirical, Stable and Demonstrable Protocol, Science says that you have no brain, sir. With all due respect, sir, how do we then trust your lectures?
(The room was silent. The Professor stared at the student, his face unfathomable)
Professor: I guess you’ll have to take them on Faith, son.
Student: That is it, sir.. exactly! The link between man and God is Faith. That is all that keeps things alive and moving!
The student's name was Albert Einstein. Brilliant.
Agosto 2011
2 post
Luglio 2011
3 post
Primo mese alle spalle, vanno via dal villaggio i primi che erano arrivati per 1 mese di ferie e arrivano i nuovi, oggi la frase che ho detto più spesso è stata “Ci vediamo l’anno prossimo!”
Christian (10, Imst) non ha resistito ed ha pianto, Marko (11, Serbia) mi ha invece salutato con un “Bye my Friend, I’m going to Serbia”, ora non abbiamo più Serbi,...
Giugno 2011
5 post
Dentista..
Oggi sono stato dal dentista, tutto pagato dall’esercito per fortuna xD Dovevo solamente farmi visitare il primo dente del giudizio, in realtà volevo evitare di far servizio oggi, ho dormito solamente qualche minuto >.<
Vado, entro nello studio, la dottoressa mi fa subito la lastra e poco dopo mi fa stendere sul lettino, lei:”benissimo, dobbiamo toglierlo”
Neanche il...
Diario della Simulazione di Guerra
Questa settimana ho partecipato insieme all’intera Settima Brigada Jäger ad un grosso addestramento di guerra contro la Brigada Burgenland Jäger e i PanzerGrenadier di Weitra.
Domenica 5 siamo tornati in caserma alle 20 e abbiamo preparato tutti i bagagli per il giorno dopo. Lunedì 6 sveglia alle 3 e partenza per Weitra, un paesino ad una decina di kilometri dalla Repubblica Ceca....
Maggio 2011
4 post
“Somewhere beyond the sea,
Somewhere, waiting for me,
My lover stands on golden...”
– :-D Bobby Darin
A me bin laden sembra assomigliare un po’ a Cristo, barba lunga, medio-orientale, predicatore, creatore di una setta che ha provocato tanti morti in nome di dio, per alcuni martire, misterioso, gli israeliani lo hanno odiato…oh! Magari il 5 maggio se la spassava con qualche sirenetta :D
Aprile 2011
3 post
Volete avere successo scrivendo testi musicali? Ecco due consigli…
In Inglese spammate “Put your hands up!” In Neomelodico dopo qualche rima toccante sul tradimento andate di “che stupida che sei…”
Ragionamenti per logica.
Le bestemmie sono vietate dal mondo religioso per via delle tavole dei 10 comandamenti. Così come i restanti 9 comandamenti.
Perché allora una bestemmia in tv fa tanto scalpore mentre se viene invitata una persona che tradisce, ha rubato, ha ucciso o ha mandato a fanculo i genitori fa tanto share?
Marzo 2011
9 post
Oggi servizio dalle 13 all’1. Previsioni del tempo: pioggia, nevischio e ovviamente vento forte…ffs sta pioggia
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK!
hibarin:
dawnbomb:
n-winchester:
larryimtorn1d:
1directionswag:
September, 11st = World Trade Center Crash
January, 11st = Haiti Earthquake
March, 11st = Japan Earthquake
12/21/2012 When the world will end -> 1 + 2 + 2 + 1 + 2 + 0 + 1 + 2 = 11
11st? Do you mean 11th?!
a ring of salt will protect me
^^^^^^^ yep.
I ALREADY KNEW THIS.
prepare yourself guys. holy...
FlashBack: 24 Febbraio, metà Compagnia torna ubriaca all’una di notte, il giorno dopo c’è il giuramento. Verso l’1 di notte circa 10 persone del terzo plotone entrano nella camera di un tipo del nostro plotone solamente per menarlo.
Mi sono chiesto per giorni se si trattava degli effetti dell’Alcool o se quel tipo era davvero odiato da tutti. Dopo 1 settimana esatta, se...